- Water! Lots of it! In fact it wouldn't hurt to blame California's water shortage entirely on this movie!
- Blood! Even more plentiful than water! Take that Mel Gibson for Apocalypto or even Quentin Tarantino for Kill Bill(s)
- One lousy half-a$$ s3x scene (s3x scenes are quintessential part of _every_ American movie)
- Slow Motion (ok, I lied, there are 4 items, not 3).
Compared to the original 300 (my review here), this movie is almost entirely shot in slow motion. I was afraid even the dialogues would now start appearing in ssslllooowwww mmmoootttiiiooonnn and to tell you the truth, I wouldn't have been surprised if that had actually happened! So much so, that if we played the movie at normal rate then the entire movie would be over in 15 minutes flat! The time part is a bit of an over statement, but you get the idea.
Life could only be better if you skip this one.