1. Open the curtains and see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
2. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
3. Is there really something else to do?
4. Run in circles, screaming hysterically about the end of the world.
5. Reset Modem: repeat.
6. Create your own IM bot to converse with.
7. Open up the old ping'ing shell script.
8. take a shower and scrape off mould/fern from body.
9. Call up and check if your friends are still alive.
10. Find a better ISP, you idiot!!!
Want to add more? Be my guest, then!